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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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Joseph Ernest Roger Léger was a Canadian professional ice hockey player. He played 187 games in the National Hockey League with the Montreal Canadiens and New York Rangers from 1943 to 1950. He was born in L'Annonciation, Quebec.
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