The Manila East Road, also known as National Road and National Highway, is a two-to-four lane primary and secondary highway connecting Metro Manila to the provinces of Rizal and Laguna in the Philippines.
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
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Sørumsand Station is a railway station located at Sørumsand in Sørum in Akershus, Norway.
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