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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, when a family cat died, all family members would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.","length":110}

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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}

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