{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Osterholz – Verden","displaytitle":"Osterholz – Verden","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1008511","titles":{"canonical":"Osterholz_–_Verden","normalized":"Osterholz – Verden","display":"Osterholz – Verden"},"pageid":56606100,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Bundestagswahlkreis_34-2025.svg/330px-Bundestagswahlkreis_34-2025.svg.png","width":320,"height":279},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Bundestagswahlkreis_34-2025.svg/683px-Bundestagswahlkreis_34-2025.svg.png","width":683,"height":596},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282268640","tid":"c4b90fce-096e-11f0-9ff6-e11a349ddc06","timestamp":"2025-03-25T11:46:20Z","description":"Federal electoral district of Germany","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osterholz_%E2%80%93_Verden","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osterholz_%E2%80%93_Verden?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osterholz_%E2%80%93_Verden?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Osterholz_%E2%80%93_Verden"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osterholz_%E2%80%93_Verden","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Osterholz_%E2%80%93_Verden","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osterholz_%E2%80%93_Verden?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Osterholz_%E2%80%93_Verden"}},"extract":"Osterholz – Verden is an electoral constituency represented in the Bundestag. It elects one member via first-past-the-post voting. Under the current constituency numbering system, it is designated as constituency 34. It is located in northern Lower Saxony, comprising the districts of Osterholz and Verden.","extract_html":"
Osterholz – Verden is an electoral constituency represented in the Bundestag. It elects one member via first-past-the-post voting. Under the current constituency numbering system, it is designated as constituency 34. It is located in northern Lower Saxony, comprising the districts of Osterholz and Verden.
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